Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This house was built for laser tag.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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