when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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