That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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