We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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