She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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