No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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