as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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