Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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