Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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