I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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