I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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