I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
