What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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