Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm always down for nudity.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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