"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I need a beard to bite.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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