If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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