Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
