lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The police scanner is talking about you again....
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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