whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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