you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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