Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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