You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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