he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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