Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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