Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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