I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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