Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
