The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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