what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Come on in and take your pants off
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