somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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