I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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