To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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