redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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