dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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