But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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