He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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