Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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