So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
