god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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