I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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