so let's talk penis.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
either way he was missing a nipple.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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