I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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