3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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