but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I forget how to act sober
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