Already got asked if we're dating
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
