he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
