please come you make the beer taste better
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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