I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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