What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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