I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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