I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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