So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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