Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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