after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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