i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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