Nicole vs. Life
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
